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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:12

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

Why did the massacre of al-Dawayima Palestinian residents not have the same reverberations as the Deir Yasin massacre?

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

Can supporters of gun control explain the purpose behind a gun registry?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

Has anyone ever worn leather pants? Are they comfortable?

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”